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7a) Vladimir – Part 1 (978 – 988)

Vladimir / Владимир

Sveneld returned to Kiev without Svyatoslav, but with bad news: the Pechenegs had killed the Grand Prince and turned his skull into a wine cup. Yaropolk was already Prince of Kiev and was now Grand Prince, with two brothers reigning in other cities – Oleg in Vruchy and Vladimir up north in Novgorod. Before long, trouble broke out. Sveneld’s son Lyut travelled to Oleg’s lands to hunt, without permission, on his land. Oleg found him and killed him. Sveneld took it badly and spent two years persuading Yaropolk to kill Oleg. Eventually they met in battle, Oleg’s army lost and Oleg was killed in the crush as his men fled for safety. Vladimir left for Rurik’s homeland to raise an army of Vikings and in two years he returned. On his way south, he took Yaropolk’s bride, secretly won Yaropolk’s war leader to his side, took Kiev and finally beseiged Yaropolk in Roden’. When Yaropolk came to discuss surrender, two of Vladimir’s Vikings ran him through.

Vladimir has avenged one brother by killing the other. He is now ruling in Kiev, with the army recruited to deal with Yaropolk no longer needed. The Vikings came to Vladimir with a suggestion – as they had taken the city, it was now theirs and they should relieve the inhabitants of a reasonable plunder – two grivnas per person (a Kievan grivna was about 150g of silver). Vladimir suggested they wait for a month while the citizens of Kiev collect the marten furs in which the payment would actually be made, but after waiting, Vladimir gave them nothing. “You tricked us,” the Vikings complained, “at least let us go to the Greek land.” Vladimir told them to go, but sent a message to the Emperor: “Some Vikings are on their way to you, whatever you do, don’t keep them in your capital, or they will do you the same evil as they did here. Instead split them up across several places. Oh, yes. Don’t send them back to me.”

Vladimir takes power in Kiev and orders a nice red idol be set up on the hill.

  1. Vysheslav, Prince of Novgorod, son of Vladimir’s first wife, the Viking princess (Olava, or in the Saga of Olaf Trygvasson – Allogia / or according to the PVL “The Czech woman”.
  2. Izyaslav, Prince of Polotsk, son of Rogneda.
  3. Svyatopolk the Accursed, Prince of Turov, then Grand Prince of Kiev, son of the Greek nun Irina(?)
  4. Mstislav, died in infancy, son of Rogneda.
  5. Yaroslav the Wise, Prince of Rostov, then Prince of Novgorod, finally Grand Prince of Kiev, son of Rogneda.

At this point, Vladimir has a number of children for whom the seniority is not as clear:

  • Svyatoslav, Prince of the Drevlyane, son of Malfrida.
  • Vsevolod, Prince of Volhynia, son of Rogneda.
  • Mstislav the Brave, Prince of Tmutarakan and Chernigov, sources differ, Adela or Malfrida.
  • Predslava, prisoner and concubine of King Boleslaw, daughter of Rogneda.
  • Premislava, Duchess in Hungary, daughter of Rogneda.
  • Mstislava, prisoner of King Boleslaw, daughter of Rogneda.
  • Stanislav, Prince of Smolensk, possibly son of Adela.
  • Sudislav, Prince of Pskov, son of Adela.
  • Pozvizd, mother not known and some people think he might be Vladimir’s nephew.
  • Boris, Prince of Rostov, later sources say son of a Bulgar Milolika (who might be Adela), also considered possibly son of Anna
  • Gleb, Prince of Murom, later sources say son of Milolika / Adela, also considered possibly son of Anna
  • Maria Dobronyega, Duchess of Poland, daughter of Anna.

Vladimir and his very many sons.

Vladimir goes to sort the Vyatichi out.

Vladimir uses dice to choose the next human sacrifice.

The name’s Tail. Wolf Tail.

Going to visit the Bulgars by boat and on horseback.

Now they were all friends again, in 986, the Bulgars (who had converted to Islam several decades earlier) sent missionaries to Vladimir. They had heard what he was like and, although they mentioned circumcision, not eating pork, not drinking wine etc., they seemed to put their accent on the seventy beautiful wives with which the faithful would be rewarded in paradise. Vladimir listened to the bit about the several dozen lovely ladies with open delight, but was less impressed with the ban on pork, and even less so concerning the alcohol. His famous quote “Drinking is the joy of the Russians, we can’t do without it,” put an end to the matter and the Bulgars went away disappointed.

Next came a mission from the Pope who gave the following message: “The Pope says your land is the same as our land, but our faith is different from yours because our faith is Light. We bow down before the God who created Heaven and Earth, the stars and moon and everything that breathes, while your “gods” are just wood.” in response, Vladimir asked “What are your teachings?” The missionaries replied “Fasting according to one’s strength - if one eats or drinks, it is all to the glory of God, as St. Paul said.” “Go back to where you came from,” replied Vladimir, “Our fathers and mothers never accepted that.”

The Catholic missionaries come to Kiev, but leave empty handed.

Having heard of the failure of the Roman Catholics, some Jews from Khazaria came and said “We heard that the Bulgars and Christians came, each teaching you about their faith. The Christians believe in a man we had crucified, but we believe in the single God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.” Vladimir asked them what their law was and they said “To be circumcised, to not eat pork or hare meat, to respect the Sabbath.” “And where is your land?” enquired Vladimir. “In Jerusalem” they replied. ”Is it really there?” he checked. “God was angry at our fathers and scattered us to various countries for our sins and gave our land to the Christians.” Vladimir then asked “How can you teach others if you are rejected by God and exiled? If God loved you and your law, then you wouldn’t be scattered to many countries. And you want the same to happen to us?”

Khazar missionaries try and fail to convince Vladimir to convert to Judaism.

Finally, I hope you can guess who was successful in persuading Vladimir of the truth of their religion. that’s right, the Orthodox from the Roman Empire. The PVL says they sent a philosopher who first of all criticised the practices of the other religions. The criticism of Islam seems somewhat inaccurate, that Muslims washed in spat-out water – this was the very practice that so disgusted Ibn Fadlan when he saw the Russian / Viking warriors doing it. Given the Islamic insistence on cleanliness at prayer, the reference to a great stink later on and Ibn Fadlan’s shock at the poor practices he witnessed on his visit to the Bulgars, maybe they simply hadn’t brought their customs up to scratch yet. Catholicism was wrong for using wafers and not bread in the communion, and possibly for not offering communion in both forms, a common Latin practice, one condemned by the Orthodox, but only hinted at in the PVL. Judaism was wrong for first turning against the Old Testament prophets, then against Christ himself and not repenting for decades afterwards. Finally God lost his patience, sent the Romans against Jerusalem and forced the surviving Jews into exile.

The Greek philosopher brings out his visual aids.

In 987, Vladimir called a council of his noblemen and elders of the cities and asked them what they thought of what he had been told by the various missionaries. They gave him their advice: “Nobody is likely to criticise their own religion; rather, they will praise it. If you really want to find out what their religions are like, you have many servants, send them to watch the services and find out how they all worship.”

Vladimir sends out his ambassadors.

Vladimir chose ten “remarkable and intelligent” men; first they went to the Bulgars and came back with tales of the dreadful things they had seen. Then he sent them off first to Germany, then to Constantinople. They witnessed the Western service, then headed off to the Roman Empire. When they arrived, the Emperors asked what they had come for, and when they heard, they told the Patriarch to make sure everything was on top form. He arranged everything, put on his finest clerical robes, organised the choir, lit the incense and put on a festival service. They placed the envoys in the best places and let them observe the service and explained it to them. They were amazed by the beauty and splendour of the service.

We didn’t know if we were in Heaven or on Earth.

On arriving home, loaded down with gifts from Emperors Basil and Constantine, Vladimir asked them to report back to the council on what they had seen. They were particularly unimpressed by the Muslim Bulgars, saying there was no merriment among them, only sadness and an awful stink. They told of visiting the Roman Catholic services and seeing no beauty there. Finally, they told of what they had seen in Constantinople. They were led to the church where the Romans worshipped and they did not know if they were in Heaven or on Earth, for nowhere else on Earth were there such sights and beauty. They said “we don’t know how to explain it, we only know that God is there with the people and their divine service is better than in all other countries. We cannot forget that beauty, for every person who tastes something sweet will not then take something bitter, so we cannot remain in paganism here.” The other noblemen said “If the Greek law was bad, then your grandmother Olga would not have accepted it, and she was one of the wisest of all people”. Vladimir asked “So where do we accept baptism?” “Wherever you like”, they replied.

Vladimir attacks Korsun’.

Vladimir gets his men to cut the pipes.

Anna arrives in the Crimea.

Vladimir is baptised.

The Baptism of the people of Kiev in 988 by Klavdiy Lebedev.

Sad? Good, serves you right.

  1. I had wanted to go into Russian paganism in a bit more detail, as Vladimir’s creation of a central shrine in Kiev has been seen as a sign of him trying to set up a fixed state religion on traditional grounds, before he finally gave up and plumped for Christianity. However, unlike Roman, Greek or Egyptian religion, where the sources are plentiful, and even Norse religion, where we have two main expositions of the myths, by Snorri Sturluson and Saxo Grammaticus, there is almost no Slavic mythology remaining as a cohesive narrative.
    We have names of gods, supposed equivalents in classical and Norse myth, a few bits of information written by Christians or Muslims, archaeological remains of iconography and attempts by scholars to extract pagan themes from later folklore and popular religious practice. I can tell you the story about how Thor travelled to Utgard and wrestled with old age, tried to lift the world serpent, caused the tides (sorry if that spoils the story) etc., but no-one can tell you a similar story about a Russian god and be remotely confident someone from 1100 years ago would recognise it. I would suggest first looking at the Wikipedia article. It goes into depth in what we can piece together from what evidence remains, but it is a subject that does require a really deep dive to get anything sensible, so I shall go no further here.
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  2. This story reminds me of the story of Onan in Genesis 38. Back in Old Testament times, if a man died before his wife was able to bear him an heir, his younger brother was expected to take on the responsibility of marrying the widow and siring a son. This child would then legally be considered the son of the deceased brother and carry on the line of the dead man. Onan’s sin was to refuse to honour this duty, not doing things that might affect his eyesight.
    It has been suggested that calling the son Svyatopolk, echoing Yaropolk’s name, was a sign that a similar cultural expectation might have been at play; conversely, most of Vladimir’s children are something –slav(a), like his grandfather Svyatoslav. ↩︎
  3. This attitude was fairly widespread among pagans in societies that were converting to Christianity. The stratified nature of society was reflected in the beliefs about religion. A free man could get a hearing from a local chief, the local chief could get a hearing from a nobleman, or maybe a king, but a free man would not get in the door. To speak with gods, one would need to be at the very top of society. If the elites decided to change the gods they dealt with, they were the experts. ↩︎

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